Hi i'm Semie, i am 17 and i like to draw right now i'm mostly like to draw code lyoko but i do others as well o uo
do you ever see a character that’s worshipped by a fandom and go “you’re not that great”
I love how on tumblr that there are accounts that post porn or smut fanfiction but out of that porn or fanfiction they refer to sex as frickle frack and to a penis as some form of flanders cursing
getting 0 notes on one of your posts that you personally thought was clever/funny
i am so sorry to anyone i talk to on here
i really dont know how to talk to people on the internet
When your wife catches you blowing a dude on a boat off a Florida nude beach, the correct response is to immediately apologize, and, once the situation has cooled, have a frank, open conversation about sexuality. Not recommended: throwing her off of the back of your jet ski and leaving her for dead.
O’ Florida, your headlines never cease to amaze me
Parenting, you’re doing it right.
I can only hope to be this type of parent.
These parents make my heart melt
That last one really got me. That’s such a good idea, and bless his dad for wanting his son to not feel left out. All his friends were probably like “Look at all my candy” and Fletcher was like “LOOK AT ALL MY TOYS HAHA I GOT TOYS”
IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE TOOTH FAIRY NOT LEAVING THE KID MONEY BECAUSE THERE WERE TOO MANY BODIES ON THE BED????????/
Do you ever just carry a happy demeanor to avoid drama but on the inside you’re like:
I̯͙͓̙ ̥͍̯̲w͕̩̞il͇͚̞̮̱͓ḽ̱̬ ̪̟͚͖̖̪c̫̬̦͉̘̟r̥̦̟̱̦͚͈a̺̫̖̳̩͚ͅc͖̺̹k̗̥ ͙y̯̹̗͔̺͈̖o̱̝ͅu͚͉r ̜̫h͇̳̹̳͎̻̱e͙̙̪͚a̳̣̼̣̝̦͉d̼̙̫ ̗̳a̲g̬̤̣ͅa̦in̘̱̪s̞̫͔t͉̦ ̝̹̦̤̣̯̲t͉̱͓̬̬̭h̰̝͇e ̩͔̼pa̞̤͉̞͙v̩͇̣̺̱e̞̠̠m͙̱e̻n̺̰t̤͕